The Apocalypse of Santa Claus
As a scholar of the decades preceding the Great Outage of 2059, I am always intrigued when a “paper” document of such tremendous historical and cultural influence surfaces from the clutter of the past. Rumors of the cultic devotion attributed to pagan deity Santa Claus have circulated through academic circles for years. However, it wasn’t until my habitually clumsy and inordinately inarticulate graduate student (whose name is not even worth mentioning in this prestigious platform),...
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